Many believe that the phrase “No Babies” was founded in the mid thirteenth century in the heart of Africa by tribal leader, Balzarbig, of the Ay-cut’choo tribe. This is far from the truth however. The idea of “No Babies” has been handed down through the centuries culturally and genetically since before homosapiens adopted spoken language. There have been small civilizations here and there that actually practiced this theory for an entire generation. Sadly, those who had babies were exiled, while the more stout believers brought their dogma to their deaths. The most common practice is not the expected radical view of life-long abstinence, but a variety of culturally common desires for peace and happiness.

In some cultures young espoused couples who have seen the hardship of child rearing take the more peaceful, lazy approach and say “no way…not us!” Others have done it for the socially responsible views that the pressure of raising a child to reach its seemingly limitless potential is something that one should not partake in; when failure is fated, and it is the community who will suffer the consequences of a “bad seed". Then there are also those who love their ’seed’ to the point that they would not want to put it through growing up in the horror that society in this or that day and age has become. These are all very commendable reasons for opting “No” on proposition “Babies".

Some of the more common followers of “No Babies” have been people that give our company a bad rap. First there are the ‘hit and run’ daddies; talk about recipe monster-making…it takes one helluva good mother to make up for a missing father. We here at NoBabiesInc. believe that if someone doesn’t want a baby, that person shouldn’t make one. Next we have the young male throughout the centuries who thinks, I could see myself with a woman, but I just don’t know about having children; the problem with this kind is that the young man has not decided, and as Coach Gutman used to say, “Fail to plan; plan to fail.” The youngman will nonetheless be forced to ‘grow up’ prematurely. “Before you act it, prophylactic!”

To all people who choose our credo, no matter how stupid the reason, we here at NoBabiesInc. salute you. Remember ‘making babies’ is fun, but birthing them is a bloody mess.

No Babies,

~Chris Blight, Creator & Destroyer of No Babies Inc.